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Dallas QAnon Cult Members Migrate From JFK Jr’s Living Corpse To Chugging Chloride Dioxide
Dallas QAnon cult members couldn’t seem to occupy their whole time waiting for JFK Jr, so instead they have migrated towards drinking chemical compounds...
Worst Texans Of The Year Award goes To Gov. Greg Abbott And Sen. Ted...
Last Tuesday, Texas Monthly published an opinion piece where both Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz snatched the title for “Worst...
‘Don’t, Don’t, Don’t’ Oppose Booster Shots, Former President Donald Trump Gets Booed For Being...
On Sunday, former President Donald Trump appeared on Fox News host Bill O’Reilly’s “History Tour,” where he announced he had received a COVID-19 booster...
Williamson County Commissioners Exclude Leander ISD, Round Rock ISD from Coronavirus Relief Funds
The Williamson County Commissioners Court voted 4-1 for a motion to exclude Leander and Round Rock ISD from receiving coronavirus relief funds on December...
‘I Quit’ Is Becoming Texas’ New Anthem
Not-so-shocking news: the pandemic has impacted the Texas working force. According to new data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Texas won runner-up for...
Florida Man Removed From Flight for Wearing a Red Thong on His Face
Florida man Adam Jenne was removed from a United Airlines flight Wednesday after boarding the aircraft wearing a red thong on his face in...
Trump to Appear in Houston Today
Today at 3:00 PM at the Toyota Center, Donald Trump will make his first appearance in Houston since...
Abbott Meets With Energy CEO Donors to Validate his “Lights Will Stay On” Guarantee...
Governor Greg Abbott met with energy CEOs on Thursday to receive assurances that the power grid will be prepared for another potential winter storm....
‘Living Example Of The Way To Manage This’: Houston Mayor Announced He Has COVID-19
Omicron's newest victim is none other than Houston’s Mayor, Sylvester Turner, who announced he tested positive this Friday afternoon. This puts the Mayor among...
‘Get Vaccinated, Schedule Boosters’: Houston Expects New Wave Of Omicron Variant
Seems the fast-spreading omicron variant has caught up with Houston and is threatening to cause havoc as early as next month. Health officials are...
